What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Why do men love swallowing more then women? Is it just because women just don't try eating CUM? they be missing some delicious CUM.. Life is short and women are missing out of lots of enjoyment..

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?