What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 23:56

The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III